Get!

Get is what I say to the dog when its stuffing it's big brown wet nose into my keyboard. The voyage to work this morning was nothing less that a catastrophe. At 4:30 AM a disabled commuter was hit by no less than eight different vehicles and scattered across all lanes of a seven lane highway. It might sound heartless but I might say his day was better than us survivors. All lanes were shut down during investigation for hours. I took in a whole week worth of talk radio in while my exhaust poured into the atmosphere. I felt like an alien landing at work with half the employees that use my route missing and the other half asking about body parts. When my manager finally arrived he handed out the unexcused reprimands to those so deserving. Yes you might think that smacks of irony. However, you can't blame managers anymore, they are merely implementing a system some invisible corporate monkey found on the internet. In our case its called ADP (another dispensable protocol) as I so affectionately call it. Who cares! I made a BBQ last night. I enjoyed it. Wifey said it was under cooked. Soy sauce, red wine vinegar and garlic for the marinade then smoked in the BBQ with Sikestonian applwood chips. The End