Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dictionary's definition of strength in a marriage..........

The definition of "Strength" as per Dictionary.com and how to translate its meaning for use in marriage.


1. the quality or state of being strong; bodily or muscular power; vigor.
2. mental power, force, or vigor.
3. moral power, firmness, or courage.
4. power by reason of influence, authority, resources, numbers, etc.
5. number, as of personnel or ships in a force or body: a regiment with a strength of 3000.
6. effective force, potency, or cogency, as of inducements or arguments: the strength of his plea.
7. power of resisting force, strain, wear, etc.
8. vigor of action, language, feeling, etc.
9. the effective or essential properties characteristic of a beverage, chemical, or the like: The alcoholic strength of brandy far exceeds that of wine.
10. a particular proportion or concentration of these properties; intensity, as of light, color, sound, flavor, or odor: coffee of normal strength.
11. something or someone that gives one strength or is a source of power or encouragement; sustenance: The Bible was her strength and joy.
12. power to rise or remain firm in prices: Stocks continued to show strength. The pound declined in strength.
—Idiom
13. on the strength of, on the basis of; relying on: He was accepted by the college on the strength of ardent personal recommendations.
[Origin: bef. 900; ME strengthe, OE strengthu; see strong, -th1]


I will attempt to put a relative perspective on each of the thirteen definitions of the word strength as it pertains to a wife.


1. She is strong with big muscles and full of piss and vinegar.
2. She brain washes me forcefully with piss and vinegar.
3. She turns morality into power and "smacks down" on me courageously.
4. She get's a direct deposit into her bank account from my work.
5. She has girl friends.
6. She gets hers.
7. I don't get mine.
8. Something to do with falling asleep soon after.
9. Time for a drink.
10. She was drinking, I was praying to god.
11. Sex wasn't that great that night.
12. My friends think I'm cool.

Just for fun. I love my wife and yours!

1 comments:

Dee said...

Jared, you are full of it yourself, and that's what makes you so wonderful...love Aunt Dee